April 2010
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Apr 29th
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“It took me about 25 years to learn one of the most important lessons of my life:...”
–  -Pete Wentz [via twitter]
Apr 26th
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Listen …as the city crumbles under the powers of...
Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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I said from the start that you could take it or leave it, I prefer that you keep it…
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Disorder in the Court No. 05
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Apr 22nd
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ListenI’ve seen the ocean, And I’ve seen...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Brad gave one of the best speeches I have ever heard or at least paid attention to in my life.I think he’s really smart in a humble way… ALL HAIL BBB!!! ♥♥♥ aw..and Happy Graduation!!!
Apr 22nd
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“All you’ve ever wanted Was someone to truly look up to you, And six feet...”
–  -The Little Things Give You Away [Minutes To Midnight]
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Detox to Retox: the man vs. the underdog
retox: Sarcasm is wonderful. When the man has robbed the underdog of all his power, the underdog still can talk shit to take the man down. I was an underdog my entire life. So I was always a sarcastic asshole. Because, in all honesty: everyone I’d met was full of shit. And so I spread my gospel. And then my brothers and sisters supported me. And now I can eat And thus I can make a living doing...
Apr 21st
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Disorder in the Court No. 04
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Disorder in the Court No. 03
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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My Dinosaur Life
jessicaxmaria: zomgannalolz: Every little “review” of each song is my first impression/thought as I listen to the album as a whole. I’ve listened to three of the songs 2385734 times already, but not in context. Here we go: Worker Bee: I don’t know if you guys can tell too, but whenever I hear the first song of every MCS album, I always know that it is the first song of the album. Y’know?...
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Guess who’s got it figured out? I’ll let you in on something secret… ***disturbing and ingenious.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil... →
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Disorder in the Court No. 02
Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
Apr 18th
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“There’s a voice, there’s a voice, there’s a voice in my...”
–  -Pharmaceuticals
Apr 18th
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PRC FORMS....familiar feeling?? →
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Listen Not that we’re perfect, merely...
Apr 18th
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32 WAYS TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield...
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Disorder in the Court No. 01
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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I just miss what I thought we both had…
Apr 18th
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“She’s what’s keeping me alive, She’s the pizza of my eye,...”
–  -Justin Pierre, Motion City Soundtrack [Antonia, Even If It Kills Me] ***sweetest lyrics ever! ♥♥♥
Apr 18th
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Apr 15th
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Listen But I never said that everything will be...
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 2nd
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““The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was...”
Apr 2nd
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“I didn’t know it was hot in the middle, I touched it once then I touched...”
–  -Justin Pierre, Motion City Soundtrack         [Delirium, My Dinosaur Life]
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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“I get the feeling we’re onto something, I say jump and you start...”
–  -Jonathan Cook
Apr 2nd